The On-Screen Comments Say I Married the Craziest Man in the Book

Su Li transmigrates into a book. The good news: She becomes the “legal wife” of Shen Wanyin, the powerful Grand Princess who rules the court as regent. The bad news: The original owner of her body doesn’t make it past page three. The even worse news: Shen Wanyin has just executed three corrupt officials and is now entering the bridal chamber with a bloodstained sword in hand. The moment the blade presses against Su Li’s throat, she thinks she’s doomed. Then she sees it: A pink thought bubble floats above Shen Wanyin’s head: [Her neck is so slender. This sword is too heavy. What if I cut her…] Su Li: ? The comments flood the screen: “Run! She’s a psychopath!” “She said she’d skin you and hang you on the city gate!” The bubble above Shen Wanyin’s head bursts again: […Her eyelashes are so long… My heart’s about to explode…] Su Li falls silent for three seconds. The murderous demon queen is actually a lovestruck woman who’s never even held another girl’s hand? Got it. She reaches out and takes the Grand Princess’s sword hand by the wrist. “Your Highness, on our wedding night, do you really want to draw blood?” Shen Wanyin stumbles back three steps, her ears bright red. “Y-You shameless woman!” That night, the all-powerful Grand Princess curls up on a chaise longue with a blanket and tosses and turns until dawn. Wrapped in the wedding quilt, Su Li watches the screen fill with “Aaaaaah!” and smiles faintly. This transmigration is going to go just fine.