On the first day after I transmigrated, I stood in front of a bronze mirror and cursed for ten minutes.
In my previous life, I was a battle-hardened veteran. In this one, I’m an unparalleled beauty, the kind people might snatch off the street to use as a cultivation furnace.
Panel: [Main Quest: Survive.]
Me: Have you seen how many people out there want me dead?
Young Master Zhao: “A woman belongs at home, getting married.”
Me: I’ll poison your whole family tonight.
The Governor’s Son: “Come with me, and I’ll guarantee you a life of wealth and status.”
Me: I’ll use someone else to do the dirty work, and make your father kill you himself.
Senior Brother from the Inner Sect of the Xuantian Sword Sect: “Junior Sister, let me teach you dual cultivation.”
Me: I’ll bind you backward with soul chains and run a sword through your heart.
Third Prince Yan, bearer of the Martial Emperor Body: “It’s your good fortune that I’ve taken a liking to you.”
Me: I’ll partially unleash my power, turn silver-haired and golden-eyed, and cripple your dantian in front of everyone.
Everyone thinks I’m a weakling who gets by on my looks.
No one knows the soul in this body belongs to a tough, straight-laced man. Even fewer know that my panel has already promoted me to administrator.
A harvest every thousand years? A prison beyond the worlds?
I’ll fight my way from a remote border town to the battlefield of all worlds, just to tell this world:
I’m not here to be harvested. I’m here to flip the table.
[High Martial Arts + Transformation into an Empress + Panel + Ruthless and Decisive + Endless Plot + Gender-Bender]
