Heaven says my spells are homogeneous? Fired? OK.
On the first day I came to earth, I opened a live broadcast room.
Turn into a celebrity and tell jokes, turn into a take-out box to run errands by yourself, turn into a WiFi and use the traffic of the whole street - if you change it to ten yuan, you will not be bullied.
The eldest brother on the list paid me millions to turn me into a real dragon. I summoned the illegitimate son of the Dragon King of the East China Sea and got stuck on the security window and cried like a dog. The live broadcast room was blocked on the spot, and hot searches exploded.
Heaven sent heavenly soldiers to arrest me. I turned into a toilet brush, a square dance speaker to interfere with communications, and a beer to deliver tissues to the crying school captain.
Later I discovered that every time I transformed, I was burning away my "humanity" - I would completely forget who I was if I changed too many times.
But so what?
There was a fairy who just wanted to change into a different flower, but was "formatted" and erased by the system.
I decided to transform for the last time: becoming Tianting AI's own error report.
Fifty thousand years of black material is scrolling on all the screens in the three realms at the same time.
Barrage area - three billion people are watching.
Family, it's really a big deal this time.