[Dual Male Leads + Transmigrate Into a Book + System + Meme Jokes + Going Off the Rails + Inner Thoughts Broadcast to Everyone + Hilarious and Sweet + 1v1 + Happy Ending]
Su Juan transmigrated into a book, becoming the vicious senior disciple who was destined to die by chapter three of a cultivation novel.
At the start, the sect held a public trial. He had just cursed in his head, "Is this green tea brewing soup or something?" when the whole crowd turned to look at him in unison.
His inner thoughts were being broadcast to the entire server.
Su Juan: Is it too late to start over?
Luckily, there was still hope. The [Meme King System] had arrived: make meme jokes to gain spiritual power. The more popular the joke, the stronger you became.
From then on, the cultivation world went completely off the rails.
When an elder lectured him, he replied, "You're right, but I'm not changing."
When a villain threatened him, he said, "You really are a nice person, making me laugh even with death at your door."
When the fated male lead from the original novel teared up, he performed, right there on the spot: "Are you okay? If you're okay, have some preserved plums."
The entire cultivation world: The senior brother has gone mad.
The entire cultivation world: ...But this is so addictive. Waiting for the next update.
There was just one thing Su Juan couldn't figure out.
Everyone in the sect worked themselves to the bone cultivating, losing all their hair in the process. But his junior brother, Xie Linyuan, had spent ten years in the sect with the worst cultivation base, lying around in the back mountains, sunbathing and sleeping every day. The sect leader never intervened, the elders never asked questions, and he ranked last in every annual assessment without ever getting expelled.
Until one night, Su Juan's inner-thought broadcast brought up the first line of a couplet, and not one of the sect's three hundred disciples could finish it.
A lazy voice from the back mountains answered with the second line in its sleep.
And it even matched the first line perfectly.
Su Juan: ???
Wait, you're the only one in the whole sect who doesn't cultivate, but somehow you're the only one who can keep up with my jokes?
