I, the Strongest Psychopath, Become Paranormal Kin from the Start

My name is Jiang Che, and I’m an Immortal Venerable.

I’m currently staying at Anxin Psychiatric Hospital, tied to a corner wall by a bunch of mortals in a straitjacket.

They all say I’m sick.

But I know I’m not.

The sick one is this world, where spiritual energy has run dry and demonic energy is everywhere.

Then I was chosen by the [Weird Tales] and entered Blood Moon Apartments as Longguo’s representative. Everything changed after that!

[Ding! Weird Favorability System successfully bound!]

[Please follow the rules, raise the weird entities’ favorability, and do your best to survive for seven days.]

I laughed on the spot.

What kind of extraterrestrial demon dares order me around?

Three minutes from the start, I triggered the instant-kill rule of the S-rank weird entity “Mother” by spitting on the floor.

For a moment,

The entire nation despaired, and the System screamed.

But when the bone-chopping cleaver came down, I recognized that familiar face.

“Second Aunt! It’s been ten thousand years since we parted in the Immortal Realm. I’ve been searching so hard for you!”

After that, Second Aunt stood up for me, the driver ghost called me Big Cousin, and two Russian Chosen Ones knelt and acknowledged me as their grandmaster.

Longguo’s experts were moved to tears:

“God Jiang isn’t crazy! Every step he takes is rewriting the rules!”

I really don’t understand.

I only came home to visit my relatives. How did the System and the whole world nearly go crazy?