High Martial: You Scare My Old Man, Then Ask Why They're Confessing to You?

Name: High Martial: You Scare My Old Man, Then Ask Why They're Confessing to You?
Author: Xu Man Ye

高武：崩我老头，你们表白什么鬼

by Xu Man Ye (绪满夜)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 227k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 1mo ago
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[Middle-Aged Man Gets Played + Anti-Trope + Decisive and Ruthless + Urban Martial Arts + Everything Handcrafted]

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Su Chen is thirty years old. He transmigrates into a high-martial-arts world and becomes an inspector with the Martial Patrol Bureau.

A thirty-year-old middle-aged guy with no money and no home, in a world where the strong rule supreme!

Could anything be more miserable?

Of course!

Just after transmigrating, he's targeted by a beautiful school belle and becomes the object of her scheme to fleece middle-aged men!

Luckily, he's bound to the Middle-Aged Man Gets Played System. Whenever he gets played, he receives a critical-hit reward!

High school belle: “Big brother, I'm under so much pressure! My dad's a gambler, my grandpa's gravely ill, my little sister's only in middle school, and I'm exhausted from working part-time all by myself! Could you come comfort me?”

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've been played out of a Blood Essence Pill. The System has returned a ten-thousandfold critical hit: a Myriad-Blood Spirit-Nourishing Pill!]

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've been played out of the Iron Wall Art. The System has returned a ten-thousandfold critical hit: the Immovable Wisdom King Golden Body!]

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've been played out of a Black-Tasseled Spear. The System has returned a ten-thousandfold critical hit: the Evil-Suppressing, Void-Piercing Spear!]

Su Chen gets played by school belles, noble heiresses, sect saintesses... one after another!

At this point, he suddenly feels that maybe there's still hope for him, a thirty-year-old middle-aged guy!

But the heroines seem to be acting strangely!

High school belle: “So what if there are lots of women around Brother Su Chen? He's different!”

Noble heiress: “He just gave away an incredible cultivation technique? If I could get a mysterious tycoon like him to marry into my family...”

Sect saintess: “I've gotten so much out of Su Chen... I won't feel at ease unless I give myself to him!”

Su Chen screams inwardly: “All I want is to get played, okay?! What do you mean, you're suddenly confessing your love to me!”

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