A Real Pokemon Game, and Only I Know the Plot

“Who said Magikarp was strong? It only knows Splash. It can’t beat anyone!”

“I found an NPC called Red. Watch my Geodude beat up that Pikachu!”

“Team Rocket? Are there also an Airplane Team and a Missile Team? They’re a bunch of thieves. No sane person would join!”

“Why isn’t Viridian Gym Rock-type?”

“Asking for a friend: how does Machoke evolve?”

…

The Pokemon games he once knew by heart had now become a real world.

When he saw that everyone who had transmigrated with him was asking clueless questions, unable even to recognize all the Pokemon and their moves,

he realized they only knew offensive moves like “Thunderbolt,” and couldn’t even get past the gyms.

Some even treated the common “Substitute-Protect-Toxic” strategy they’d casually heard about as a priceless treasure.

Only then did Mu Guang finally understand: he was the only one who knew the real story of the Pokemon world.

While everyone else was still figuring out how to survive in the Pokemon world,

he was already agonizing over which Legendary Pokemon to catch next.

[This kitty’s played Pokemon. The story is absolutely true.]