Xiu Xian# Seize the Body#Revenge#Golden Retriever#Pet#Fantasy#Funny#Transformation
On the day of the tribulation, I was kicked out of the sea of consciousness by a black mist.
Not dead, but turned into a golden retriever.
Three days later, I lay on the living room floor of the social animal programmer's house and growled at the screen of my phone. On the screen, a Taoist priest in white was smiling at the camera and preaching the Tao Te Ching, while a barrage of people lined up to call his husband. That's my face. My physical body. The black mist that took away my body wore my skin, and the spirit of faith harvested in one night was enough for an ordinary monk to practice for a month.
My daily life is like eating sawdust-flavored dog food, being complained by my neighbors for being a nuisance in the middle of the night, and almost having my adoptive social animal take eggs to the pet hospital. He said it was too late and he would stop screaming. He called to ask about the price. After a moment of silence, he told me that two thousand for the full set was too expensive and asked me to endure it.
OK. The balls were saved.
The day the moonlight shone into the balcony, I discovered that the dog's body was a cultivation accelerator - its meridians were naturally transparent and could absorb moonlight three times as fast as a human's. I re-trained martial arts in the body of a dog, adopted a black cat with missing ears as my adjutant, formed an army of stray animals, joined forces with the Ninth Bureau, and fought all the way from the Chinese Studies Lecture Hall in the capital to the Pantheon of Fenglong Mountain. The animal army is my soldier, police dog 0367 is my establishment, and the true form of Tengu is my trump card.
That night, the offline dojo with millions of fans of the enemy was packed. A golden retriever pushed open the door and walked in.
The barrage exploded.
"You have used this body for three years." I raised my head and said, "It's time to pay it back."
It's frustrating in the early stage, exhilarating in the middle stage, and it's more comfortable to be a dog than a human in the later stage.
