[Bizarre Cultivation] [Bizarre Beast Taming] [Extreme Path] [Terra] [Mismatched System]
What do you mean, your spirit beast is an immortal-realm dump truck that ran over the source of the bizarre phenomenon?
What do you mean, your spirit beast comes back at full health after dying and unlocks a second phase?
What do you mean, only your spirit beast's head can be damaged, while every other part can tank my immortal techniques?
What do you mean, after half of us died fighting our way through the immortal realm to defeat your spirit beast, we finally reach you, only to find that you're even more otherworldly than your beast?
This isn't cultivation, and it isn't even bizarre!
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The Thirteen Immortal Paths have been widespread for three thousand years!
There are thirteen roads reaching to the heavens, and you refuse to take any of them?
You insist on cultivating the path of beast taming instead?!
It was the fifth thousandth year since the bizarre resurgence became the resurgence of the immortal path. Lu Gui's homeroom teacher shouted this at him.
Before opening A Guide to Friendship with Small Animals, Lu Gui had always looked down on the minor path of beast taming. He was a dignified nine-foot spirit light; of all the things he could cultivate, why would he lower himself to beast taming?
After opening the guide:
Welcome, Summoner, to the continent of Terra!
Lu Gui: ?
Devourer sequence: [Maggot] → [Soul Eater] → [World Devourer]…→ [Calamity of the Cosmos, God-Eater]
Gold source sequence: [Sparrow] → [Bird Demon] → [Wyvern]…→ [Brilliant Blazeflame, Rebirth Dragon]
Molten sequence: [Meteor Head] → [Demon] → [Fire Moon Creature]…→ [World-Ender, Supreme Calamity]
Chief, the truth is, I've been a Terran all along!
Lu Gui: I've decided to bring my talents to the Beast Taming Sect!
Come on✊!!!