Reborn as a Bride to Bring Good Fortune, I Open a Coffin Shop and Woo the Regiment Commander

[Period Setting + Transmigration + Sweet Military Marriage + Everyday Life + Absurd Comedy]

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Xu Nian transmigrated.

She even transmigrated into someone else's funeral, becoming a mourner and a gofer for the funeral band.

Everything went black, then black again.

After taking in the original owner's memories, she learned that her parents had died young, leaving her an orphan. Her uncle and aunt had divided up the family property, then sold her off as a good-luck bride to a university student.

A disastrous start from the start.

Who was Xu Nian? The great menace who had grown up wild and free!

She dug up the grave of the Wu family patriarch in the neighboring village, who had insulted the original owner's mother, stole money from an older woman, and bought a ticket to the military hospital to find her university-student husband.

So what if her husband didn't like her? She'd pretend to be an innocent little flower and win his heart back step by step. And if that didn't work and they really divorced, she'd still make him pay dearly.

In the end, her husband willingly handed over all his savings just to make it up to her.

Later, she used the money to open a coffin shop in town.

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"Hey, Regiment Commander Qin! I heard you like me?" Xu Nian stood with her arms crossed inside a black lacquered coffin, chin held high as she questioned Qin Yichuan.

The usually aloof and proud Commander Qin had red ears. "Mm."

Xu Nian put on a proud air. "All right! I accept! Tomorrow, I'll have the coffin maker build us a double coffin. We can sleep together at night."

"I heard you have a first love?"

"Fine, then! Give me all your worldly possessions, and introduce me to a handsome soldier..."

Before she could finish, the man swept her up in a fit of fury and carried her into the house.

"You can look for other men after I'm dead!"