The Master of Bad Luck, the Policewoman Blocked the Door at the Beginning

(Urban Gaowu + Celestial Master + Taoism) I am the 67th generation descendant of Tianshi Tao. Unfortunately, my talent is so poor that I even look like a ghost. Until I was bound to the [Metaphysics Certification System], I was able to tell fortunes for people with ridiculous accuracy. As a result, as soon as we opened the store, we were blocked in the alley by a policewoman: "Sir, are you going to get beaten later?" I calculated with my fingers: "The hexagram shows... You will treat me to dinner." She sneered and kicked over my fortune-telling stand, and the golden light of merit above her head suddenly skyrocketed.