Bother My Wife Again, and I'll Knock You Flying with My Tail!

Name: Bother My Wife Again, and I'll Knock You Flying with My Tail!
Author: Fang Qingqing

再招惹我娘子，一尾巴扇飞你哦！

by Fang Qingqing (方卿卿)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 173k Words
Genre: Fantastical Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 8h ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Xianxia] [Sweet-and-Sour Female Lead] [Bickering Male Lead] [Saintly Male Second Lead with Selfish Motives] [Light Ensemble Cast]

Chang Ying was a criminal in the Immortal Realm, imprisoned on Gourd Island for five hundred years.

Over those five hundred years, she tried to escape 499 times, failing every time.

Then one day, a little black snake fell from the sky.

By sheer bad luck, it landed in the cold spring where she was healing.

She was scared witless.

After that, the girl and the snake couldn't stand the sight of each other, and spent every day outsmarting one another.

They made the whole of Gourd Island so chaotic that peace was impossible.

Mingshuo was an ancient Ba Snake who had lived for who knew how many years.

To successfully complete its final molt and pass the divine tribulation,

it had deliberately chosen a desolate little island at the edge of the world as a place to hide.

Who could have guessed that on its very first day on the island, it would crash into a girl?

From then on, its dull, uneventful life as a snake became a daily whirlwind of chaos.

Emperor Zhaocheng was the most respected immortal across the Four Seas and Eight Wastelands.

At the Jade Emperor's request, he went to recruit the ten-thousand-year-old Guixu Divine Tree, which was about to take human form.

But he returned from that journey with a woman whose soul was damaged.

Feeling indebted to her, Zhaocheng made an exception and accepted her as his final disciple.

He kept her by his side every day, teaching her with care and protecting her with all his heart.

He only hoped he could make it up to her, at least a little.

But some wrongs in this world simply cannot be made right.

The one who suffered is bound to come and collect what is owed, one debt at a time!

The author gives their word: no angst for the female lead, no catfights between women, and no brainless, evil female side characters.

No known content concerns to flag, so please enjoy with peace of mind ^O^

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It looks great, it looks great, it's super graphic! Still very happy. 😂 The group portraits are well described, with many little monsters appearing in the early stages. The foreshadowing is so well written, and there are so many hooks to whet my appetite. The interaction between the male and female protagonists is also very funny, there is back and forth, it's really like noobs pecking each other. And that Ayang, who is he? I look forward to the female lead growing up in the future, and looking forward to the second male lead appearing to compete with the male lead, hahahahaha! There is also the interaction between the female protagonist and the second male master, which is definitely very exciting! I also want to see what the conflicts between the protagonists are, so please keep updating! I'm following you again! Always hold the flag for you!
7 likes20d ago
Here I go again! I love fairy romance novels so much. I just like to write stories about monsters, immortals, demons, and ghosts. It doesn't exist in reality, so I can rely on my imagination as much as possible. The micro-group portrait in this article has some humor and some cruelty, but it certainly won't be too heartbreaking! The heroine, the hero, and the second male lead have their own circumstances, and it's quite easy to compare them to each other, hahahahaha. I hope Tomato will give you more traffic and recommend it to all the readers who love to read fairy tale romance~
6 likes20d ago
It's super good-looking, and the interactions between happy enemies are always hilarious. In the early stages, the two noobs were pecking each other, which was very funny. The group portrait is very beautiful. The little demons love each other and live a very happy and peaceful life. The foreshadowing is super interesting. I really want to see the plots revealed one by one later. I hope you will update it a lot. The writing is also very good and the plot is very interesting. It is not cliché at all! Highly recommended!!!
3 likes8d ago
It's nice to watch, very happy and festive, even though she is a prisoner, the heroine lives a pleasant life, and the little monsters are very harmonious. The male and female protagonists battle wits and courage every day, and gradually get to know each other. There are also a lot of foreshadowings, and I am looking forward to all the plots that follow!
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