It defies common sense! It contradicts itself! It makes no logical sense!
That is a paradox, an error within an error.
And the source of the paradox is you, Terapagos: the Holy Grail among Holy Grails, the Hidden Treasure of Area Zero that can grant wishes.
Lan Ye: “Hey, turtle, your days of granting everyone's wishes whenever you feel like it are over.”
Terapagos: “Pago?!”
Lan Ye: “Since when can wishes come true without a price? Don't go getting yourself wiped out, you hear me!”