Lu Wudu traveled through the world of tomb robbing and became the owner of a funeral parlor in Panjiayuan that was on the verge of bankruptcy. He was accidentally bound to the "Hardcore Funeral Proficiency System".
As long as you provide the "being" in the ancient tomb with one-stop modern funeral services (cleaning, makeup, cremation, and burial), you can infinitely stack up your proficiency and break the limits of the human body!
However, the Thousand-Year Blood Corpse, the Forbidden Woman, and the Ancient God did not cooperate with the process at all.
Lu Wudu had no choice but to resort to "physical persuasion".
[Forcibly bathe the bloody corpse 1,000 times: comprehend the mighty heavenly dragon and awaken the immortal golden body!
[Give the forbidden woman physical makeup 100 times: comprehend the Tathagata's palm to break evil, and palm the wind to transform thunder!
[Drill wood in front of the bronze door 10,000 times to make fire: comprehend the true fire of samadhi and burn away all weirdness!
As a result, the style of tomb robbing paintings completely changed.
When Wu Xie and Fatty were chased by bloody corpses in the Qixing Lu Palace, Lu Wudu rushed up with a wire brush: "Customer, you have too much dead skin on your body, let me exfoliate it for you!"
When the Wang family was planning for the final hundred years, Lu Wudu carried a fire welding machine and kicked open the bronze door: "King Wannu inside, listen, your cremation package has expired!"
Wu Xie collapsed: "I was just looking for a guide. Why did he cremate all the rice dumplings?"
The younger brother was silent: "My black gold ancient sword cannot cut his wire brush..."
Lu Wudu: "Grave robbery? No, I'm just an ordinary undertaker who wants to meet the KPI for cremation at the end of the year."
