Tomb Raiding: The Max-Level Mortician Tears Apart the Bronze Gate

Lu Wudu transmigrates into a world where tomb-raiding stories have merged, becoming the owner of “Wangsheng Hall,” a funeral shop on the verge of bankruptcy in Panjiayuan. He unexpectedly binds himself to the [Hardcore Funeral Proficiency System].

As long as he provides the “entities” in ancient tombs with a complete modern funeral service, including cleaning, makeup, cremation, and burial, he can stack proficiency without limit and break through the limits of the human body!

Unfortunately, thousand-year-old blood corpses, forbidden women, and ancient gods refuse to follow the process.

With no other choice, Lu Wudu resorts to “physical persuasion.”

[Scrub a blood corpse 1,000 times by force: master the Great Heavenly Dragon and awaken an indestructible golden body!]

[Apply makeup to a forbidden woman by force 100 times: master the Tathagata Demon-Breaking Palm, whose force sends thunder crashing!]

[Make fire by friction in front of the bronze gate 10,000 times: master the Samadhi True Fire and burn away every last bit of the supernatural!]

And so, the entire tone of tomb raiding changes beyond recognition.

When Wu Xie and Fatty are chased around the Seven Star Lu Palace by a blood corpse, Lu Wudu charges in with a wire brush. “Customer, you’ve got too much dead skin. Let me exfoliate that for you!”

When the Wang family has spent a century scheming to reach the Ultimate, Lu Wudu shoulders a welding torch and kicks open the bronze gate. “King Wannu in there, listen up! Your cremation package has expired!”

Wu Xie breaks down. “I only wanted to hire a guide. How did he end up cremating every zongzi?”

Xiao Ge falls silent. “My black-gold ancient blade can’t beat his wire brush...”

Lu Wudu: “Tomb raiding? No, I’m just an ordinary mortician trying to hit my year-end cremation KPI.”