[System] [Wealthy CEO] [Absurd Comedy] [Unhinged]
Yu Sihan: "Wanrou, you can only be mine. Every bit of you belongs to me!"
An Hao: "Uh-huh, absolutely. She's all yours, even her shit."
Yu Sihan: "? Get lost! You're so annoying, always popping up everywhere. I'll fire you tomorrow!"
An Hao: "What are you babbling about? Here, take this. Beer in your left hand, barbecue in your right. There's no problem good food can't solve."
Fu Cheny an: "Wanrou, what's so great about that poor kid? Am I not good to you...?"
An Hao: "Everyone in the livestream, come take a look! The domineering CEO is emo-ing live. The winds of emo have finally blown into the CEO world. I doubt tonight's rain could be as gloomy as this CEO."
Fu Chenyan: "...I'll give you 100,000. How about you go bother Lu Yu'an next door?"
An Hao: "A pleasant surprise! Pay up!"
Lu Yu'an: "Why! Why! Why won't Wanrou spare me even a glance!!"
An Hao: "What did you say you were worth overseas? Two million! Hello, is this the United States? Right, the location coordinates are..."
Lu Yu'an: "...Get lost!! Who sent you? I'll pay you ten times what they offered. Go bother them instead."
An Hao (unfazed): "They offered 200,000."
Lu Yu'an: "I'll give you 600,000!"
Shen Huaijin: "Wanrou, I really love you. I want to hide you away where only I can see you! Will you be my caged songbird?"
An Hao: "Huaijin~ I really love you. I want to hide you away and make you my caged songbird. I'll keep you for 10 yuan!"
Shen Huaijin: "Get lost! Why do you keep haunting me!"