[A thousand-year-old Celestial Master wakes up as a zombie. The laziest Purple-Robed Corpse Emperor in history lies in his coffin and beats up the whole world. A breezy, trope-defying story with live-stream face-slapping and a harem of beautiful ghosts and monsters. Explosive from the start.]
Overworked programmer Ye Tiance dies suddenly at his desk and transmigrates into a Purple-Robed Celestial Master who sacrificed himself for the Dao three thousand years ago. The moment he opens his eyes in his coffin, an archaeological team pries off the lid. Fifty million people across the internet tune in to watch the live stream of a “thousand-year-old corpse coming back to life.”
He sits right up and says, “Turn off the light. It’s too bright.”
The world thinks he’s the most dangerous supernatural entity alive. Little do they know that he’s wearing a Purple Robe meant for slaying demons and vanquishing evil, and that Yin Lightning gathers in his palm. He awakens two SSS-rank classes:
[Celestial Master] and [Corpse Emperor].
After binding to a System, the longer he lies down, the stronger he gets. The lazier he is, the more ridiculously powerful he becomes.
The cultivation world is in decline? I’m back. Foreign evil cults are invading? You can’t beat me even when I’m lying down.
With an S-rank supernatural entity right in front of him, he asks the archaeological team, “Can I get food delivered?”
…Three thousand years ago, I sealed supernatural entities. Three thousand years later, I became one myself. Fine, I can fight lying down, too. Guys, weld the lid onto my coffin. I’m going back to sleep for a bit.
[This time, I’ll sleep my way to invincibility across all three realms.]
A dead man still has a harem
Ai is illogical and inconsistent
It feels like it was done by AI, the logic is too poor
Did the author stay up late and write code and become forgetful? Why do I keep repeating words? What the hell