Purple-Robed Corpse Emperor: Dug Out by the Archaeological Team at the Beginning

[The thousand-year-old heavenly master woke up and turned into a zombie. The laziest purple-robed corpse emperor in history is lying in a coffin and beating up the whole world. Easy anti-routine + live broadcast slap in the face + harem of beauties and strange creatures, it explodes at the beginning. Ye Tiance, a social programmer, died suddenly while working overtime and traveled through time to become a purple-robed heavenly master who was martyred three thousand years ago. As soon as I opened my eyes in the coffin, the archaeological team pried open the coffin lid - 50 million people on the Internet watched the "live broadcast of a thousand-year-old corpse pretending to be a corpse". He sat up on the spot, and his first words were: "Turn off the lights, it's blinding." The world thought he was the most dangerous monster, but little did they know that he was wearing a purple robe for slaying demons, with five Yin thunders condensed in his palms, and he had awakened dual SSS-level professions: [Celestial Master] and [Corpse Emperor]. After being bound to the system, the longer he lay down, the stronger he became, and the lazier he became, the more awesome he became. Is the spiritual practice declining? I'm back. Is there an invasion from overseas cults? You can't beat me even if I'm lying down. Faced with the S-class monster, he asked the archaeological team: "Is there any takeout?" ... Three thousand years ago I sealed the strange thing, and three thousand years later I became the strange thing myself. Okay, even if you lie down, you can beat me. Brothers, weld the plates of my coffin and I will lie down for a while. [This time you lie down, you must lie down and become invincible in the three realms.