Ling Yi never expected that the cruise ship would turn upside down when he just came out to relax.
What's more, he didn't expect that on the first day he drifted to the desert island, he would be "forcibly kissed" by a woman named Hao Xiangxiang.
"What are you doing?!"
"Artificial respiration! What do you think it's for?"
Okay, artificial respiration is artificial respiration. The question is - what does sticking out the tongue mean?
I finally built a broken shed, but it fell apart within half an hour.
I was hungry and looking for something to eat when I heard a woman's scream coming from the beach.
Pirate? Are there any pirates on this broken island?
Ling Yi picked up a wooden stick and rushed out.
"Don't you fucking come over here! I have a gun!"
"What a coincidence, I have one too."
"You call that a stick!"
"What happened to the stick? A stick can kill you too!"
The moment the bullet rang out, Ling Yi thought he had been shot. He was so frightened that his legs went weak and he lay down on the ground pretending to be dead.
"Sister Xiang, am I handsome?"
"You should get up first, the ground is cold."
"I can't get up, my legs are weak."
"..."
"Sister Xiang, can you carry me back?"
"Get out!"
