You Asked Who Pays the Idiot Tax, and I Sold It to the Defense Industry?

Qin Long, a media studies graduate, takes over the company his father left behind, a business on the verge of bankruptcy. He doesn't even know what the periodic table is! Just as he's losing hope, he unexpectedly binds to the God-Tier Tech Sales System, and his very first product is a balloon priced at 8,000 yuan. The news breaks, and a streamer with tens of millions of followers leads the charge in calling it a rip-off, setting off a wave of ridicule across the internet! His company is cyberbullied, his shop is shut down, and his funds are frozen. Everyone is waiting to see him go bankrupt for good. But this seemingly ordinary balloon, left outside for two days, shoots straight up to an altitude of 80,000 meters! And that's not all: a crystal ball he sells gets modified into a laser weapon! A toy car he develops turns out to hide the latest type of engine! People are stunned and wonder what kind of black technology this is. Scientists from all over the world come knocking to investigate. Qin Long, who knows nothing about technology, says, “They're just consumer products. The quality's a little better, that's all.”