Jedi Rebirth: Thousand Years of Curse and Redemption

"One thousand nine hundred and seventy-eight years?" Tang Xiaofeng's eyes widened, "Are you kidding me?" "I also hope I am teasing you." Xiao Nuan's expression was very sincere, "But according to the file records, you have been reincarnated a total of 99 times in these nineteen hundred and seventy-eight years, and each time you did not live to be 20 years old, and the way you died was more outrageous than the last." "What kind of outrageous method?" Tang Xiaofeng was a little curious. "For example, in the first life, you were beaten to death by a girl with high heels." "Smashed to death by high heels?" Tang Xiaofeng stared in disbelief. "Yes, just those stiletto heels, the ten centimeter ones. She was just trying to pick something up, but when she raised her hand, the high heels flew out and hit your Tianling Cap." Tang Xiaofeng opened his mouth, not knowing what to say for a moment. "In the second life, you choked on sweets." "Choke to death?" Tang Xiaofeng's mouth was slightly open or in an O shape, and his mouth was wide enough to fit an egg in. "Yes, you were walking on the road, and there was a girl handing out food samples on the side of the road. You rushed up to her to strike up a conversation, but ended up swallowing three pieces of sweet-scented osmanthus cake in one go. You choked, couldn't cough out, and suffocated to death." Tang Xiaofeng was speechless "..." "The third life is more exciting. You were strangled to death by a honey trap."