[No heroine + original character + funny]
What does it mean to finally have a weekend off and it turns out to be so beautiful?
Good news: I traveled through time and brought a system with me
Bad news: This character book is not even in the character book, and even the system is still half-retarded...
The only consolation is that the system gave Wu Zhen a pair of... Uh... Pink scissors?
Wu Zhen, who was disgusted at first, became really popular later.
Forbidden mother-in-law? What a forbidden woman, today I will make you a bald old witch
Snake mother? Eat my scissors! Miloduo? Eat my scissors too!
Wu Zhen (kind version): "If you don't come in vain, you don't come in vain. Don't miss it when you pass by. The small trees keep slipping away, and the scissors will rust if you don't use them. So... For the sake of my precious scissors, please bear with it."
Wuxie: Who is this lunatic? Oh, my brother, haha...
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