The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Chaos Cub Comes Down the Mountain and Devours Dad

Jiubao, a little girl reincarnated from a chaotic god-demon, was so insatiably hungry that she ate every spirit beast and magical herb on the mountain. Her master kicked her down the mountain and said, “Go find your dad! And don’t come back and eat the whole mountain bare!”

Three-and-a-half-year-old Jiubao entered the city with a jade pendant engraved with the character “Gu.”

She had no idea what traffic lights were. She chased cars, thinking they were iron-shelled monsters challenging her to a race. She didn’t know what money was. When she healed people, she accepted only a meal, plus three candied hawthorns. And she relied on her gift of gab to find her dad, squatting by the roadside and asking the air, “Old ghost, old ghost, have you seen anyone who can write this character?” She scared the streetlights into flickering all along the block.

At last, she found her biological father, Gu Yechen. The first thing the cold-faced CEO did when the little dumpling hugged his leg and cried, “Daddy, you smell like something tasty,” was reach for the phone to call the police.

Gu Yechen tried to send her away. Jiubao blinked at him. “Then I’ll eat all your money.” He didn’t believe her. The next day, one corner of the gold bar in his safe was missing, with a clear bite mark left behind.

From then on, Gu Yechen never dared say the words “send you away.”

Until one day, a meteor came hurtling from outer space. In front of cameras broadcasting live around the world, the three-and-a-half-year-old girl tipped her head back, opened her mouth, and let out an earth-shaking burp. The meteor was gone.

The whole world: ???

Gu Yechen watched his daughter’s puffed-up cheeks, his temples throbbing. “...What did you eat?”

Jiubao rubbed her belly, her eyes sparkling. “I’m still hungry. Daddy, is there more food at home?”