Running away while pregnant + two powerful leads + adorable babies + doted on by all + hilarious cultivation + the husband-chasing crematorium + face-slapping + punishing scum + beast taming + satisfying read
Immortal Venerable Siyou Nie is framed by a white lotus and cast out by her sect, then driven to the brink. To stay alive, she decides to go all in: she forces the number one beauty of the Heavenly Realm, Emperor Zun Mohua, beneath her, and borrows half of his immortal bones and primordial yang energy before faking her death and fleeing.
Five years later, she returns to the world with a pair of heaven-defying twins. Divine beasts become snacks to go with her wine, and immortal pills are eaten like candy. The cultivation sects are beaten until they’re all wailing for their mothers and fathers.
The cold, desireless Emperor Zun Mohua corners her at the edge of the abyss, eyes reddened. “Woman, you stole my child. Where do you think you’re running?”
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