Naruto: Death and Kyuubi Live Inside Me

My name is Uzumaki Naruto, and I have two big guys living inside me. One is a nine-tailed demon fox who wants to break through the seal and kill me every day. The other one is a god of death from another world, and he always thinks that I am a picky person. Kyuubi gave me chakra, and Death gave me special training. Kyuubi called me a loser, and the Shinigami said I was worse than a loser. Then they both started fighting. I squatted in the corner of the sealed space, watching the reiatsu and chakra blast each other with no expression on my face. Get used to it. While the ninjas outside were still studying how to make Rasengan, I was already making Xudian. They are still learning to climb trees and tread water, but I already know how to swastika. Later, the Akatsuki organization came to my door and asked me what I was. I thought about it and answered seriously: "Jinchūriki." "It's just that there is one more pillar than others."