I transmigrated into a newborn stone monkey after picking up a tattered old painting, and the monkeys chose me as their Handsome Monkey King. I crouched at the entrance to the Water Curtain Cave and peeked inside. “The feng shui in this cave is no good. It’s likely to attract the Tathagata.” No sooner had I spoken than a cough came from inside the cave. Someone was there.
