[Fantasy + Misinterpretations + Lightweight System + Anti-Tropes + Lighthearted Comedy]
My name is Gu Yanshen, and I’m in a real bind.
I have no cultivation, just a few shady tricks and a System that works whenever it feels like it. Out of nowhere, I’m mistaken for the leader of the number one demonic sect, the Xuanyin Cult. The previous leader was ruthless, earning the nickname “Yama” throughout the martial world. As for me, my dantian is empty, and I’m a good-for-nothing.
“The Cult Leader has his back to the enemy. It’s an Empty Fort Strategy!”
I was just too scared to turn around.
“The Cult Leader is reading his palm. He’s about to use the Nine Severing Life Forms!”
I was just looking at my palm, damn it.
“As expected of the Cult Leader. He can understand all those missing moves in the manual. Truly terrifying!”
I was practicing the eighth set of radio calisthenics.
I’ve realized that no matter what I do, my underlings somehow interpret it as something else.
I shout once, and the sky and earth change color, thunderclouds churn, and the allied forces of the four sects flee in terror.
But can someone tell me how I managed to make the Qingyang Sword Sect submit, too?
Heh. This ridiculous turn of events seems to be working out pretty well? But now there’s a serious problem: my dear master, Shen Guiyuan, takes off his mask and tells me this body is a Gu he raised. Jin Yaoyao, the Holy Ancestor of the Golden Blade Society, sees right through me: “You’re nothing but a mortal putting on a show.”
My persona as a mighty Soul Formation expert falls apart on the spot.
But that’s not important. What matters is that the moment the hidden spirit jade pendant goes flying, everyone’s divine sense sweeps over me.
Help! How do I talk my way out of this? I’m waiting online, and I’m kind of desperate. This book is also known as The Demonic Cult Leader, the Fairy Sisters Are Just Too Tempting and They All Think I’m the Demon Lord and Want to Dual Cultivate with Me.
