As the Lord of Qingqiu, I rely on the beauty of the Nine-Tails to win over the three worlds.
Until heaven sent a "mirror of true love", saying that my true love was actually the bald and alcoholic Taotie Immortal next door.
The reflection of the top of his head in the mirror made all nine of my tails explode: "This mirror is definitely broken!"
That night, the drunken Taotie smashed open my mountain door: "I heard that you have a crush on me?"
I looked at the half-eaten sweet and sour pork ribs in his hand and fell into deep thought - this thing seems to be easier to stroke than fox fur?
"The mirror is not broken," I said in a broken voice, "but you may need an anti-hair loss and hair growth package."
