Suppressing Evil for Nine Generations, Incarnating Impermanence to Deal with Great Evils

The left eye sees all kinds of things in the world, and the right eye sees evil spirits and ghosts. I, the Nine-Generation Evil Suppressor - Zhang Yunling, should be very good... But the reality is... The ancestral magic to suppress evil has been lost, my parents have disappeared mysteriously, my grandfather ran away with money, leaving me with a lot of loan sharks. I was so poor that I used ghost coins to eat. As soon as I came out of the police station, I was stabbed through the chest with a sperm scalpel on the spot. When he was about to die, two shadows floated out of the ancient painting in the hall. "Hey, Zhang Yunling, you are considered dead." "You Zhang family has nine exquisite apertures and a virtuous mind, and an immortal body with copper skin and iron bones - but your kid was born with one orifice missing and deserves to be stabbed with a knife." "This is a good stab! The missing hole has been filled in for you!" Break the curse with one knife and open all nine orifices! The black gold evil-suppressing card recognizes its owner, complete the evil-suppressing magic initiation, and the impermanent law is added to the body! From now on—— I, Zhang Yunling, am impermanent and all evil will bow my head. The evil scalpel that kills people, the ancient painting of a ghost bride who marries her husband, the notebook that backfires on its owner, the ghost snake that devours human figures, the whispering bird that steals people's voices... The perfectionistic evil doll, the unlucky postman who delivers the goods, the graduation photo with an extra person, the coat that peels off human skin, the gramophone that cries in the middle of the night, the family photo with the face disappearing, the pillow that makes nightmares come true... And the weirdest thing: the hourglass that turns back time. Every time it is turned back, someone will disappear silently. Unheard-of evil creatures are staring at you from the dark. I'm Zhang Yunling, and I specialize in dealing with big evils. If you get into trouble, don't call me. The charges are expensive. (But you can click in and take a look. I look really handsome when I'm keeping evil spirits away.)