Wang Huai spent three years tightening screws at an electronics factory. Then he opened his eyes and found himself in another world.
His only friend was a shriveled old man who had popped out of a rock.
The old man was called Luo Xiaosi. He wore ragged pink flip-flops and claimed to be a master who could take on a hundred men at once. In reality, a wild boar spirit chased him right out of his shoes, bandits scared him into hiding behind Wang Huai, and he even stole Wang Huai's instant noodles and denied it.
Even worse, after Wang Huai finally managed to join the Qingxuan Sect, he took an aptitude test. Other people's talents were things like “born with superhuman strength” and “fire-element prodigy.” His talent was... summoning passersby. Whenever he shouted for help, a random stranger on the road would show up.
A passerby did show up. An old woman selling vegetables. She didn't help him. First, she kicked him in the face.
Eventually, Wang Huai realized that not a single person in this wretched world could be counted on. The so-called Chosen One was just the biggest unlucky fool in the cultivation world.
To stay alive, he had no choice but to take his boastful old man and his bookish brother down the mountain, get the seven great sects together, and save the world along the way. Wang Huai had just one question: “Is there anywhere in this cultivation world where I can order takeout? At least when I was tightening screws, I got room and board.”
Quite interesting