Fan Zheng, as the name suggests, Fan Zheng.
Travel through another world and get a celebrity summoning system. The system guarantees that every time you summon a genuine celebrity.
The Kitchen God was summoned for the first time - an uncle came out pushing a cart selling pancakes and fruits.
"Would you like one? Spicy or not?"
Fan Zheng: "..."
System: "The deviation is 0.5%, Within the allowable range."
Zhuge Liang was summoned for the second time - an old man who set up a stall to tell fortunes came out.
"Don't count the fortunes. Calculate the probabilities."
Summon Sun Wukong for the third time - a monkey riding an electric bicycle to deliver express delivery.
Fan Zheng: "... How much is the deviation?"
System: "0.01%. Within the allowed range."
Fan Zheng collapsed.
But soon he discovered——
Uncle Pancake's shovel can control temperature at the molecular level. Once the shovel is pushed down, the temperature difference will be two hundred degrees, and an intermediate level monster will be knocked down in two seconds.
The old fortune teller's probability deduction is accurate to two decimal places. If he says you have a 99.2% Probability of losing, you will really lose.
The courier monkey's somersault speed coupled with its obsession with on-time delivery is even more powerful than the genuine Monkey King - because the genuine version will occasionally be lazy, but the crooked version will not.
What is crooked is not the ability, but the form of performance.
The distorted version has one more dimension than the genuine version.
It's not crooked, it's evolved.
The famous generals and beasts summoned by others are all uniform, while the distorted versions summoned by Fan Zheng are all kinds of strange - but each one can crush the genuine version.
Fan Zheng stood on the summoning array with his chest folded, behind him the steam of the pancake shovel, the crisp sound of abacus beads and the horn of an electric car.
"Crooked?"
He smiled.
"The crooked one works better than the straight one. That's the rule."
——When a man named Fan Zheng led a group of crooked celebrities across the entire continent.
