From the Start, I Had a Massage Parlor, and Everyone Came Begging to Be Tortured

Name: From the Start, I Had a Massage Parlor, and Everyone Came Begging to Be Tortured
Author: Lucky Huahua

开局一家按摩店，全民上门求被虐

by Lucky Huahua (吉祥花花)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 136k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2d ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Female Lead, No CP] [Creative Premise] [Shopkeeping] [Lighthearted and Healing] [Lots and lots of handsome, adorable animals]

May all my lovely readers have relaxed shoulders and necks, pain-free backs, and bodies as soft and smooth as wide glass noodles!

Before Lin Shuran, an overworked corporate drone at a major company, died suddenly from working overtime, she activated a self-rescue System:

Take over a massage parlor and make it China's most famous one!

But...

From the start, it's located in an urban village.

And the massage therapists aren't human!

The first therapist is a dog with poor eyesight. Great, a born natural at blind massage.

The second is a kangaroo who vents its pent-up boxing skills by pounding customers' backs.

There's also an octopus that gives cupping treatments with its suckers, a snow wolf that likes working the night shift, and a giant panda that only has to act as a mascot to make all its customers' troubles disappear...

With their hard-core skills, every customer who leaves the massage parlor has a pain-free back and legs, and can climb to the eighteenth floor without breaking a sweat.

Word spreads from one person to ten, then from ten to a hundred.

People from all over fly in, crowd outside, and beg through their tears to be beaten up.

Lin Shuran forces her way through a wall of people and screams in despair:

"Will you at least let the owner get inside first?!"

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