Qiwu City has been unstable recently.
Some people complained that their class smell was too strong, and the next day the entire office building was turned into a pickle vat; some people used short videos as "electronic pickles" and cilantro grew on their heads while eating them; and some people chanted "love you, old friend" every day, and a clone appeared in their home who loved themselves more and refused to work for the main body.
The citizen service hotline solemnly reminds you:
First, don't use metaphors when you are emotional.
Second, don't panic if you've already been beaten.
Third, fill out the form first.
Tutu, a former customer service worker, is now a temporary worker for abnormal incidents. His specialty is answering questions, and his hobby is making situations more difficult to deal with than accidents.
Xie Xun, the ace calibrator of the Anomaly Center, specializes in stabilizing reality. His hobbies are unknown. He is suspected of secretly collecting blessing emoticons for middle-aged and elderly people.
Everyone thought that if these two people partnered up, Qiwu City would be over sooner or later.
Later, it turned out that Qiwu City was indeed almost over.
But not because of them.
It's because some people think that as long as people say the same thing, they will never misunderstand each other.
Tutu was silent for three seconds after listening: "Is it possible that not being able to speak human words and not being able to be spoken to are two different diseases?"
Xie Xun opened the disposal manual: "Yes. The former is not under our control, but the latter can be enforced on the spot."
