#A Global Livestream of Disaster Games, with a 99.9% Death Rate#
Other people's stages: "A Ghost Wedding Gown," "Paper Doll Village: The Great Escape," "Seven Days of Bloodshed"
My stages: "24 Hours in the Hot Pot Restaurant," "Finding Shelter on a Snowy Mountain," "Let's All Make Dumplings"
Other people's items: peachwood swords, black dog blood, protective talismans
My items: watch an ad to speed things up, skip scary scenes, clear the stage with one click
The reason was simple. After the game System detected my merit score, a prompt popped up:
"Detected a player with an immense amount of accumulated incense offerings and devotion. Would you like to activate VIP?"
Me: "I'll pay."
"Congratulations, you are the first VIP player. Switching to Easy Casual Mode."
"Friendly reminder: Watch ads to get hints for clearing the stage!"
From then on, seven billion people around the world watched me in the apocalypse as I...
swished tripe in hot pot, made dumplings, sheared sheep, and helped penguins line up.
After clearing a stage, I could choose one of three rewards:
"A. Restore the ecosystem of a region"
"B. Increase the nation's grain production by 30%"
"C. A box of fresh vegetables, shipping included"
The live comments went wild:
"Sis, pick C!! Even just letting me smell them would be enough!!"
"The contestant from the neighboring country has been starving for three days, and you're doing a food livestream?"
"Please, let my country get a player willing to spend money too, sob sob sob."
In a nutshell, I died fighting a flood in my previous life and spent eighteen years accumulating offerings and devotion. After transmigrating, I poured it all into a VIP membership for the disaster game. From then on, everyone else's horror stages became my cozy little games. Viewers around the world watched every update while cursing me out, until the System administrator got on their knees and begged me to stop spending.
