Transformed into a small grass in the wild, I was thinking about how to find Tongtian, but suddenly he appeared in front of me: "This grass is interesting, come back to Biyou Palace with me."
Me:? ? ? Happiness comes too suddenly!
After joining Jiejiao, I realized - what is the point of being a disciple? I want to be a master's wife!
On the first day, he deceived Sanxiao with the Nine-turn Golden Pill: "Call Master, the Golden Pill is yours~" Sanxiao was stunned, and his brain shut down on the spot. I blinked: "Don't scream? Then I'll go find Duobao~"
Duobao stared at the innate spiritual treasure in my hand, his Adam's apple rolled up and down, and his face was twisted in confusion: "Little junior sister, is this not appropriate?" "It's appropriate to call me master's wife." The three thousand disciples behind him all bowed: "Hello, master's wife!"
I came to visit, and I smiled like a flower: "Brother, drink tea~" He almost threw away the whisk, and looked confused: "Who is your brother?" I took out the ten-turn golden elixir and handed it over: "Call my brother and sister, and the elixir is yours." I was silent for three seconds, and took the elixir without changing my expression: "... Brothers and sisters, this tea is really good."
Behind my back, I called me "old man", Yuanshi "stern-faced", and Hongjun "old man". Anyway, they can't hear me, but if they hear me - if I can't fight, I'll run away, if I can't run, I'll call Tongtian.
Later, I became Emperor Ziwei and Emperor Fengdu, and gave birth to a beautiful little girl. At the full moon banquet, Hongjun arrived late. Everyone bowed respectfully. The little girl made a sweet sound and said, "Mom, is he the Hongjun Laoden you mentioned?"
The whole place was dead silent. Hongjun's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. I jumped up behind Tongtian: "Husband, help!"
