High Martial: Infinite Evolution Through Self-Destruction and Poetry

[Senju Hashirama, Uchiha Madara, Crazy Dave from Plants vs. Zombies, the Nine-Tails, Herrscher of Reason]

My senior sister said the first lesson for a sword cultivator was to tie your hair in a high ponytail, so I went for maximum cool and tied mine in twin tails! Wait, did she say a Five-Finger Fist-Heart Sword? [Music: “Countless heroes bow in awe...”]

Senior Sister = Lin Xiaoyu [briefly female]

But what Lin Xiaoyu did next was beyond anyone's wildest expectations.

She cried out:

“One scarlet-feather sword of the Great Void,

A sword in my palm can split the sky.

My soul within can crush a thousand dusts,

The sword in my fist can shake the nine realms.

Through ten thousand years, I come and go,

Would death alone truly change my face?

I cast aside this broken body, transform into divine essence,

And sweep through the Great Void to restore the Sword God.”

She blew herself up with a thunderous blast!!

The protagonist's clones share memories and consciousness with him.

The protagonist can evolve into all kinds of legendary creatures.

[Ding! Evolving cellular totipotency.] [Ding! Evolving Blue-Electric Tyrannosaurus Rex.] Wait, why can this T. rex really shoot lightning? [Ding! Evolving Fengshen Pterosaur.] Wait, why can the Fengshen Pterosaur actually summon wind?

The Tyrannosaurus roared from behind the chicken: “How dare you look upon me!”

The chicken trembled as it greeted its ancestor!

Scaly reptiles, dinosaurs, synapsids? What does it cost to challenge the meteor in a contest of heights?