Spiritual qi revival, and everyone changes classes.
Some awaken as Sword Saints, their swords blazing with cold light across nineteen provinces. Others awaken as mages, summoning both ice and fire with a wave of the hand.
Chen Xian awakens as a "Retired Old Man."
Rating: ???
The entire internet mocks him: "What kind of trash class is that? Walking birds or playing chess?"
Chen Xian isn't fazed. In his previous life, he worked himself to death at his desk in a 996 job. In this life, he just wants to take it easy.
Then he discovers
He gains experience just by lying down, and sleeping gives him ten times the usual boost.
His Tai Chi reflects every attack, and a cup of tea restores him to full health.
Playing chess can trap S-rank geniuses on the board, unable to move.
But the bird he walks seems a little strange... Why does it keep growing until it looks more and more like a divine beast?
While everyone else cultivates desperately, he drinks tea, dozes, and basks in the sun as his level shoots up.
While everyone else fights bloody battles, he practices Tai Chi in the morning and sends elite demonic beasts flying with a single palm.
Chen Xian: "I really wasn't looking for a fight. They ran into me on their own."
When darkness falls and everyone is trembling
An eighteen-year-old boy holding a thermos slowly gets to his feet.
"Young people, what's the rush?"
"Sit down and have a cup of tea."
"Once you've finished it, old man will send you all into retirement."
