I transmigrate from the start as a little monkey on Flower-Fruit Mountain. Am I now Sun Wukong’s big brother? Then I’ll build an all-star team on Flower-Fruit Mountain, take on the Heavenly Court and Spirit Mountain, and make things tougher for the Journey to the West trio! From now on, when the people of Spirit Mountain and the Heavenly Court run into my monkeys, they’d better bow their heads and behave like proper immortals!
Li Jing: What do you mean, my hundred thousand Heavenly Soldiers and Generals have been captured by Flower-Fruit Mountain?
Zhao Bang: Cut the nonsense. You’re too low-ranking. Get Zhang Bairen (the Jade Emperor) to talk to me!
The Buddhas of Spirit Mountain: Spirit Mountain has a million Buddhas. Zhao Bang may not be able to wipe us all out before he runs out of magic power!
Zhao Bang: Go tell that to my Daluo Golden Immortal legion.
Senior Brother from Mount Fangcun: If we join you now, are there still official positions available?
Sun Wukong: What are you talking about? Start out as contractors. I’ll look into getting you permanent positions later.
