Today, Lin Qi ran into something strange: his potato broke his tooth.
Believe it? He bit into a boiled potato, and it broke his tooth.
Believe it? Not only did it break his tooth, the potato could talk.
Believe it? Not only could it talk, this lousy potato claimed it was thirty thousand years old.
Believe it? Not only had it lived for thirty thousand years, it said it had a name!
Believe it? Not only did it have a name, it was called Tian Can.
Believe it? It said its name was Tian Can: a crippled potato???
Believe it? This potato calling itself Tian Can said the world was about to turn upside down.
Believe it? It said I didn't have much time left.
Believe it? It said it could grant me supernatural powers
