After the sudden death of programmer Peng Yifan, he entered a bloody cultivation novel and became a cannon fodder male supporting character who could not survive three chapters of the original book - a loser in the sect with many love rivals, destined to be stepped on by the protagonist. But he was bound to the [Artifact Emotion Management Master System] and accidentally discovered that all the artifact spirits in the book were "little public servants" with weird tempers. Other monks had to kneel down three times and kowtow nine times to ask for the artifact to recognize its owner, but he relied on coaxing, favoring, and praising to make the artifacts rush to him. The ancient divine sword went on strike because it thought its owner was too involved? He took it to the hot springs. Tianjijing Want to eat ice cream? He secretly used sect funds to buy it. When the protagonist of the original book came to challenge with unfavorable luck, his artifacts collectively became emotional: "Master, the smell of that pretender is so disgusting, we don't want to fight." Peng Yifan smiled and offered thirty-six ways to coax the artifacts, tearing the original plot to pieces. And the harem group that should belong to the protagonist is screaming around him at this moment: "Senior Brother Peng is willing to pamper even the artifacts, he must be a gentle person!" Only the darkened villain boss of the original book found something was wrong - the ancient magic weapon in his body was actually madly jealous of the aura of the artifact on Peng Yifan.