[Dual Female Leads + Scheming + Rivals-to-Lovers + Comedy + A Wild Mashup of Worldbuilding]
Shen Weimo is a bad girl who lives without a care in the world.
Then one day, she picks a fight with a squirrel.
The squirrel curses Shen Weimo for being a lesbian.
So Shen Weimo plucks it bald.
The squirrel calls Shen Weimo a shameless hooligan.
So Shen Weimo smacks it with a brick.
The squirrel turns into a human and corners her.
Shen Weimo rolls up her sleeves and challenges it to a fight.
But the squirrel says, “I don’t want to fight you.”
Shen Weimo is confused. “Then why are you following me?”
The squirrel: “You.”
Shen Weimo: “What?”
The squirrel: “I want to [bleep] you.”
Shen Weimo: “…”
Her fists are clenched.
