My name is Peng Yifan, an ordinary college counselor. My biggest hobby is secretly writing novels, and I have opened more than a dozen online vests to work as a keyboard warrior. Until that day, a beautiful female neighbor moved next door. She had a cool temperament and looked like a flower of the high mountains. I decided to chase her with the vest of "Heart-warming Lao Peng". I would bring her breakfast, repair water pipes, and walk her dog every day, pretending to be an honest person.
But things gradually went wrong. She always accidentally said lines from my novels, and she could also accurately comment on what I wrote. What's even weirder is that I discovered that among the mysterious organization that was chasing her, there was actually a fan support club of my other vest. And all of my shady netizens have unknowingly become her intelligence network.
I tried my best to hide all the vests, but the more I hid, the more chaotic I became: I used the "affectionate but not scumbag" vest to write her a love poem, but she turned around and ridiculed her with "the writing is terrible"; I used the "Jianghu Baixiaosheng" vest to check her background, but was caught by her men; I used the "Righteous Lao Peng" vest to help her solve troubles, but she stood behind me and said: "Stop pretending, I know it's you."
This wife, I'm afraid she's seen through me a long time ago?
