I Summon Chinese Gods in the Cultivation World Through Public Humiliation

[Transmigrating to cultivate immortality | System summons | Hilarious social embarrassment | A captivating heroine caught in a romantic free-for-all | Everyone has a one-sided crush on her | The heroine plays dumb to the very end]

Shen Qingyi, disciple of the Sword Venerable of the Taixu Sword Sect, is the cultivation world’s untouchable ice queen: gentle, powerful, and distant from strangers. That is, until something called the “Over-the-Top Lines System” binds itself to her.

[Summon Bai Ze. Say: In the name of chaos, open the gates of wisdom!] [Summon Nezha. Say: My fate is mine to command, not Heaven’s!] [Summon Sun Wukong. Say: The Great Sage Equal to Heaven was here!]

Shen Qingyi: ...I refuse. System: [Refuse and die. Countdown: 3, 2, ]

“...Descend upon us.”

From then on, the cultivation world has a female cultivator who fights while dying of embarrassment. An icy exterior, mortifying lines, divine reinforcements, and enemies wiped out to the last.

The entire cultivation world goes mad. Her senior brother quietly collects her “embarrassing quotes,” claiming he wants to “study junior sister’s growth.” Her martial uncle smiles and hands her a recording stone. “Little niece, say it again? I love hearing it.” The Buddhist scion loses his train of thought while chanting. “Benefactress...you have disturbed this monk’s heart.” Zhou Tianchen grits his teeth. “She says such embarrassing things, so why can’t I look away?” Nezha fumes. “Don’t say such embarrassing lines next time...” (His ears turn faintly red.) Yang Jian shoots him a cold look. “You talk too much.”

Shen Qingyi: I just want to go home. Why is everyone acting so strange? System: [Host, your embarrassment score has gone through the roof. We recommend you keep it up. Also, the price of returning home...you’re not ready to know it yet.]