With cp➕lightly funny
(According to the ancient work of English college students) Zhao Qingli, female, 22 years old, is not a second-year English college student. She holds three certificates of teaching qualifications from a fourth junior college to an eighth high school. She was unemployed after graduation.
After submitting 200 resumes, the only replies she got were "Lewen Education" and "Your takeout has been delivered."
In desperation, she traveled through time.
Traveling back to the Great Yan Dynasty, I discovered that the language spoken by the envoys from the Western Regions here actually had some strange kinship with English.
So——
Eighth professional certificate = the highest translation qualification certificate
Teacher qualification certificate = official taming license
Resume writing skills = memorial packaging skills
The English major who could not find a job in the past has now become the only "complex diplomatic talent" in Dayan Honglu Temple.
Facing the difficulties faced by the envoys from the Western Regions, she smiled slightly and spoke with a fluent Cockney Shakespeare accent.
Manchu civil and military officials:? ? ? Was she chanting a spell?
Only the cold-faced and venomous young minister of Honglu Temple, Xiao Jamel, looked at her more and more wrongly.
One day, he cornered her in a corner and asked in a low voice: "What does the 'love tiger oil' you teach mean?"
Zhao Qingli: ... Should I tell him the truth?