Official history isn’t necessarily true, unofficial history is definitely wild, and my made-up unofficial history is both true and wild!
I’ve got a military entrenching tool. I can smack people with it, dig holes, bury people, demolish houses, dig up graves, kidnap people, knock them out from behind, move mountains, fill seas, split open the sky, and slay immortals. With this shovel in hand, I can do anything!
I don’t need anyone to fight. I smack people with my shovel!
I’ll scare the souls out of gods and immortals, then bash them with a cauldron!
I dig and dig through the primordial universe, and the fortune I unearth flows back to the Flower-Planting Nation!
On the central continent, the land of the qilin, only Huaxia can shake the Nine Provinces!
