[Urban fantasy + original ideas + fresh premise + cultivation + handmade]
Li Qingshan transmigrated back from a cultivation world and was surprised to discover that his disciples, including an Immortal Emperor and an Empress, were all tagging him on Weibo.
Li Qingshan had no idea what was going on,
but he was having a great time chatting with his disciples.
Sword Immortal Mo Buyan: “Master, why didn't you just slap the person who cut in line?”
Li Qingshan: “Twelve, behave yourself and settle down to experience mortal life.”
Ice Emperor Yan Ruxue: “If I were there, Master, I would never let you get too hot.”
Li Qingshan: “Seven, you'd better not come to Blue Star. I'm afraid you'd trigger an ice age.”
Empress Qi Yunqing: “Master, you've broken through again. Can you catch a nuclear bomb with your bare hands now?”
Li Qingshan: “Qingqing, are you watching me again? How many times have I told you? You're the empress of three star regions, but you're still a young girl. Stop watching your master all the time. I need to use the bathroom too.”
Li Qingshan's former company lost a partnership because he refused to bow to a “mount,”
so they started giving him trouble.
When they saw people on Weibo chatting with Li Qingshan about all sorts of bizarre things,
they burst out laughing,
mocking him for coming up with such a stupid way to show off.
Then one day,
an alien fleet came flying toward Blue Star.
Every weapon on Blue Star proved useless against the aliens.
Li Qingshan rose into the air and shattered their ships with a single finger,
leaving everyone dumbfounded.
It turned out the people tagging Li Qingshan on Weibo hadn't been talking nonsense.
It turned out Li Qingshan really was a cultivator!
And all those people on Weibo tagging Li Qingshan, calling themselves Immortal Emperors, Sword Immortals, and Empresses, really were his disciples?
Where were they, then?