"Internet fairy memes turn into all kinds of strange creatures"
I, Lin Yue, traveled to a parallel world and became a delivery boy who was rejected by his girlfriend and had no future. A milk tea girl with a monthly salary of 6,000 yuan was dumped by a milk tea girl with a monthly salary of 2,200 yuan. The reason was "you are not good enough for me."
The next day when I was delivering food, I was knocked over by a little fairy wearing sun protection clothing. She blackmailed me for 100,000 yuan. All the passers-by stood on her side and pointed at their noses and asked me to pay.
I was so frustrated that I exploded.
Then the system woke up - it detected that the pilling and faded sun protection clothing on her body was the SSS-level Immortal King's Shroud, which was immune to all attacks from the Immortal King and contained the immortal Immortal King's inheritance.
I used 110, which was not dialed, to scare her.
She lost two thousand yuan and threw the sun protection clothing to me as rubbish: "Here you go! Take it and throw it away!"
She didn't know that what she was getting rid of was a treasure that even the entire world of cultivation could not grab.
She threw away the Shroud of the Immortal King as rags.
From today on, I will wear this sun protection clothing to "pick up rags" on the street - Crocs are like fairy boots, the mask is like a sky-covering curtain, the fascial gun is like a magic whip, even the little fairy's false eyelashes are like a one-time immortal killing array...
I don't even look at the D-level trash that others are robbing me of, because I'm covered in SSS-level stuff.
The ex-girlfriend who dumped me later came back licking her face and begged to get back together. I only replied: "How can you be worthy of me when your monthly salary is two thousand two thousand?"
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One sentence synopsis: She gave me the Shroud of the Immortal King as sun protection clothing? Then I'm welcome.
