Take It Up with My Dragon Dance

[Spiritual qi revival + unhinged protagonist + Emotion System]

Talent: [Dance of the Dragon], permanently active! Can stack without limit!

Lin Yu went out to buy instant noodles, only to have a gun pointed at his head. Talk about bad luck.

And Lin Yu’s choice was…

Snatch the gun and fire it at herself first!

Death activates her golden finger and awakens her talent. If she can’t win, she’ll stack five layers first!

Her younger sister asked, “Sis, how steady is your flying sword?”

Lin Yu pulled out ten phones, opened shake-to-redirect ads, and set them on the sword. Not a single one redirected.

Someone asked, “How are you so strong?”

Lin Yu swayed her head and replied, “Hard work makes fine work. Up at four to get the job done.”

…

Actually, Lin Yu often thought about one question.

“Rat poison can get rid of rats, so why doesn’t Foolish Old Man use yam medicine to move mountains?”

Lin Yu: “I’ll play along with you, so you’d better laugh. I’m giving you face, so you’d better take it.”

Others: “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west!”

Lin Yu: “Three minutes east of the river, three minutes west.”

It’s just so…

Can’t win? Stack the Dance of the Dragon!

Whatever you have to say, say it to my Dance of the Dragon!