The most outrageous thing in 2027: A sprouting mountain will grow on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. Something even more outrageous: A sixteen-year-old boy who called himself "Buzhou Shan" came to the door on a stolen electric bicycle and called Lin Mo "Dad".
"I'm not your dad!"
"You're wearing the key, you are."
The earth is going to explode in three days, and his only superpower - the ring - will get hot.
Help, can this father be inappropriate?