[Urban Fantasy] [Spiritual Qi Revival] [Exposure-Focused] [Mastermind] [Cultivation for Everyone] [Showing Off and Face-Slapping] [The Fourth Calamity] [A Comeback from Terminal Illness] The attending physician pushes open the ICU doors to deliver a critical condition notice, only to stare in horror as a crowd of armed special forces troops waits by my bed, lined up to ask me about sword-qi techniques!
In my previous life, I was an immortal monster who lived for ten thousand years. In this life, my battered body could give out at any moment. Yet here I am, in this modern city where spiritual energy is sealed away, crushing the world's understanding of power with my bare hands!
I wield the supreme [Seal of the People's Path to Immortality]! Every time I give guidance, it forms a covenant of cultivation. The feedback from tens of thousands of practitioners floods into my body like a tsunami, rapidly increasing my lifespan and cultivation!
The hidden families think I've broken the rules and want to assassinate me. Multinational conglomerates are trying to analyze my techniques and monopolize them.
I don't play the pig to eat the tiger. I put the top cultivation manuals straight into advertisements and hand them out all over the streets! The great families come looking for trouble? I report them for tax evasion and have their blessed lands seized!
Anyone who dares disrespect me will have their entire fortune drained by fourteen hundred million fanatical cultivation players using sheer numbers! Those who bullied and humiliated me in my past life, and those who try to stand in my way in this one, will all become stepping stones of flesh and blood on my path back to the top!
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